Nothing of importance

Today is today.  Most definitely.

Oh no, I'm wrong... it's tonight.

Not night to... though it could be that if it helps you remember.

Maybe if you imagine a knight with armor made of tuna... but I can't see how you would forget it is tonight.

Unless you're reading this in the morning tomorrow.

And then it would be tomorrow, not morrow to.  And to help you remember try to imagine the night "borrowing" the sun to become "tomorrow."  

Or maybe you are not reading this at all.  Maybe you don't really care.  Or maybe you started reading but then decided "This guys seems pretty shady.... I'm outta here."

And to remember that you are outta here imagine a trout with hair.

And the trout is scared.

I'm not sure why.

But I am sure of other things.

So it's all good.